A whole lotta evil laughter

This is the gangsta version, I could only find the original adult version.

Bits of this and that

Today is Saturday. Did you know that Saturday was named to honor Saturn? I guess thats why the Quakers would have said "It's the seventh day of the week". I had clam chowder for supper and Gwandle just licked clean my bowl and spoon, now she is sitting here like a little queen cleaning herself. Dad got a webcam! I cant wait for Aunt Sharon to get on IM so I can use it, she has one on her laptop and wanted to use it the last time I was talking to her. I had to get Chelsae's bike out of the garage for her because it was right next to the deer. She doesn't like to see the inside of it since its all bloody and icky looking. Chelsea went inside to close the garage door, and as I was standing under the door I said to Ethan that wouldn't it be funny if the door started closing right then. Just as I got done talking the door started closing and it kinda startled me. She helped me clean the church today and Dad bought us timbits. Chelsea doesn't like going into the boys bathroom for some reason, she says it smells, so I had to sweep and mop in there. Mom is cleaning and defrosting the big freezer and she found lots of UFOs-Unidentified Frozen Objects-that I threw away. There was some frozen herbs from years ago and blocks of something that had bits of something in them, I had no clue what. She also found a package of black licorice (which is the best), and after we figure out where they came from, I will have some. John has had an off and on earache for a while. Right now he is whimpering and moaning at the table as he tries to eat his supper. For supper they had sausage (eww), peas (ok) and meatballs from Mrs. Linnett that were unearthed from the freezer. I haven't tasted them, so I don't know what they taste like. Loebs has a lot of stuff on sale or "3 for $3.99". We bought some KD for lunch tomorrow and it was cheaper than getting the generic brand. Dad bought a fish tank to replace my cracked one, it puzzles me how that plexiglass tank cracked anyways. Its not on an uneven surface and I don't pick it up a lot (it's 5 lbs of sloshing water) so how did it crack? As soon as I switch my fish around Dad will figure out where the crack is, and then I'll give that tank to Ben. I never use the light on it and he likes lights. He likes the green algae that grows because of the florescent rays. I like natural light for my fish, and I think it looks better. Ben and I differ a lot on fish care, I like it this way, he likes it the opposite way and yeah, we argued a lot. We finally decided that I would do my fish my way and he do his fish his way and we would see who's fish were healthier. It's funny, there really isn't a difference in our fish's lives, its just that Ben follows the book and I experiment, and our fish turned out the same. I have a white goldfish. When I got it it looked all rusty and as it grew the skin started turning gray, than white. So I have two gold goldfish and one white goldfish. I used to have an algae eater and two silver dollars, but those evil goldfish ate the algae eater and the heater cooked the silver dollars. Emily was somewhat surprised that the goldfish would do that, and thought it was ridicules. It was sad because she had given me the fish after I had told her they would be fine and would prosper in a friendly and warm society. I think this post will be long enough, so here is a picture of a hamster playing a video game. But first, here is a picture I don't get. It says " oh hay I has bad newz" I dunno, is it an ex-ray or something?

Music

Ok, so I am going to share with everyone some really icky (I'll be honest, the first word that came to my mind was the c-word) people/bands that I don't like. I actually don't like any of the secular (hmmm, I think thats the word) music out there, but these guys and girls really bug me. Here are their names: Snoop Dogg, Rihanna, Shakira, Black Eyed Peas, Stacy "Furgie" Ferguson, and 50 Cent.

Some of you may remember SOS, by Rihanna and you already know what I think of her voice. I spelled her name wrong on one of my last posts. Now Snoop Dogg just creeps me out. They way they start out a lot of their songs with a long, drawn out, "Snooooooooooooooooooooop Dawgg!" And then they start singing in a quiet revengeful sort of way, like hearing a voice say very controlled and quietly in pitch black, "I am going to get you". I don't like Shakira 'cause she is a slut and seems to like it. I have never listened to her and I don't plan to, but I have seen the case on one of Chelsae's CDs, and she sports the "Eve look". The Black Eyed Peas are just weird, here is a bit of their son "lets get retarded. I, personally think they are retarded. hehehe

"In this context, there's no disrespect, so, when I bust my rhyme, you break your necks.
We got five minutes for us to disconnect, from all intellect collect the rhythm effect. Obstacles are inefficient, follow your intuition, free your inner soul and break away from tradition. . ."

Weird isn't it. Even their names are strange, there is will.i.am, apl.de.ap, Taboo and then Furgie is also part of the BEP; she is the female singer in the group. She is pretty much like Shakira to me. And the last is 50 cent, it's rap and I hate rap and thats all I am gonna say.

I don't really want to go into detail about who they actually are, and I wish I had never heard any of their songs at all. It's a real big hindrance in church or when I try to pray and then suddenly "Furgalicous, defanicious. . ." goes sailing through my mind., or "SOS, please someone help me, its not healthy for me to remember this song. . ." It's terrible. I wish I could think of some verses from the Bible to help, but my mind is blank. My apologies to anyone who has those songs stuck in your head. But this blog is sorta like my "sounding board", I am not going to get a response from this actual blog, but I can write it all down and think "there, now it's out".

It is 11:12 pm, and I am going to bed now.

Lee Bryant

What to write about, that is the question. I ate a banana today, isn't that so exciting? I finally finished reading Come, fill the cup by Lee Bryant. The quote starting chapter four basically describes her life before she was saved:

Yesterday, This Day's Madness did prepare;
Tomorrow's Silence, Triumph, or Despair.
Drink! for you know not whence you come, nor why;
Drink! for you know not why you go, nor where.

The quote at the end of the book described her life after she was saved:

I heard the voice of Jesus say,
"behold, I freely give
The living water; thirsty one,
Stoop down, and drink, and live"

I came to Jesus, and I drank
Of the life-giving stream;
My thirst was quenched, my soul renewed,
And now I live in Him.

I heard the voice of Jesus say,
"I am this dark world's Light;
Look unto Me, thy morn shall rise,
And all thy day be bright!"

I looked to Jesus, and I found
In Him my star, my Sun;
And in that light of life I'll walk,
Till traveling days are done.
Horatius Bonar

Almost everybody is playing Monopoly; Josiah made a new game out of it today so they are trying it out. He (Josiah) says it will be more interesting, there are four jobs to do, not one. There is a revenue agent, banker( which includes being a real estate agent), mortgage and loan adviser and the shares consultant. It sounded complex, but it is promised to be interesting, I of course am not playing it unless it proves to be faster that normal.

Nate bought some new headphones, so he wants me to go try them out, I guess. Besides I cant think of anything to write.

Why does there have to be a title?

I have had 703 visitors since starting this blog. I remember just yesterday when I had only 605, a hundred visitors in one day. But a lot of the visitors were not unique, so I didn't get very many NEW visitors.

I went out with Ben to take care of the dogs and I realized that it is cold. Thankfully the dogs were quick doing there "business" tonight, I'm not sure how much Ben would have lasted. Since I am not a normal sane person, I will tell you that it is funny to see the ste -- oh never mind, it's too gross. But you are curious now aren't you? Don't you want to know what I was about to write? Wouldn't you like it so much if I finished my sentence?

We were watching a 30,000 millisecond long thing about surviving on a 1812 battleship, hosted by Roger Daltry, he is a Brit, and had a funny accent and used the word bloody a lot. In my opinion he said way to many swear words, words that my younger siblings probably had never heard so they didn't know they were bad. We will see if they start saying them one of these days.

Chelsea came over here right after getting of the bus. She was listening to her mp3 player and had it turned up loud, loud enough for us to hear the words. First, I don't know how she can listen to the stuff, and second, why does Reanna sing so weird? Those of you who have never heard her sing probably don't know what I mean, but her voice sounds like a cros between a opera singer ( maybe a little like Pavarotti singing Ave Maria) and a chicken being run over by a freight train. You may be able to tell by that last statement that I don't like chickens or opera one little bit. The only person I like to listen to that sings opera is that cell phone sales man, Paul Potts. It is nice that he won the Britain's got talent variety show.

My dad wants me to got to bed now.

Phizzog

Phizzog
by Carl Sandburg

This face you got,
This here phizzog you carry around,
You never picked it out for yourself,
at all, at all - did you?
This here phizzog-somebody handed it
to you - am I right?
Somebody said, "Here's yours, now go see
what you can do with it."
Somebody slipped it to you and it was like
a package marked:
"No goods exchanged after being taken away."
This face you got.

Don't worry, I'll post something of more interest later.

Cebu

I just love playing hockey. I would like it even better if a certain boy didn't influence his brother into picking me and Dallas so that we would be on the same team. I am interested to know if Dallas would actually do all those things he has threatened to do. Would he actually hook and jump check me?

This is the greatest veggietails video ever. I love it!



Elijah, Ethan, the twins, Chelsea and Sarah finished putting the fence in while I made supper. The only problem with it is that the cats are not effected. So if one of the dogs happens to see a cat that needs chased, they chase it. Sooner or later Puppy will learn that if she can endure getting shocked for .25 of a minute, then they are free to go out of our yard. Guess I'll have to do some more training. They also put horse manure on the garden which Puppy loved. Can you imagine eating the stuff!? She likes it even better in the summer when its full of white, squirmy maggots! Ewwww! Ewwww! Ewwww!

Our neighbor shot a 8-point buck today. I can't wait to see the head mounted, it will look so cool. I wont get to see it before they cut it up, but at least I'll get to see the head. I don't like killing animals (except bugs like ladybugs) but I wonder what it felt like to shoot a big buck like that? Did it feel satisfying, or "oh wow, I got it"? That sounded weird when I read over what i wrote just now.

I finally am posting this post! YES! I started at 2:25 and lots has happened since then. Timmy turned the computer off and I had to make supper and then I accidentally deleted the post. I couldn't believe I did that and I said, to no one in particular, I don't wanna do this anymore. Frustrating.