Monday, October 22, 2007

Timmy and Tarantulas




Hmmm, I wonder if something is missing from his diet that makes him resort to cat milk? It must have tasted icky, because his face doesn't look to pretty in the third picture. He willingly drank it, don't think for a second I made him drink it (nervous laughter here.)

Our neighbor (um, how do you spell his name?) is mowing our grass right now. It's nice to have neighbors who like to mow grass so much the do other peoples lawns.

We got our pictures taken today for our permanent resident cards. I'm positive I'll look really weird without glasses on, even though I haven't seen it yet. If I'm aloud I'll post my picture later.

So now I have a new person writing comments, named larry. I wonder who it is; I look forward to finding out.

Here is an absolutely lovely recipe, Everybody try it and tell me what you think.

1. Take one plump goliath tarantula.
2. Squeeze the insides carefully onto a leaf.
3. If the tarantula is female, squeeze out any eggs too.
4. Roll the hole mass up in a leaf.
5. Put it over a low-burning fire.
6. Stick the tarantula body beside it to toast.
7. Take the rolled leaf and the body from the fire.
8. Remove the hair and fangs from the body, and peel it.
9. Eat all the white meat and the whole mass in the leaf.
10. Pick you teeth with the fangs.

Bon appetite, or however you spell that.


Oh, yes, how do you all like the baby picture?

24 comments:

larry said...

your brother is cute. that is one wacky reciepe. i think goats milk is better

Tiny Tim said...

One ur brother um.. isn't... ready.. um.. ya thats it. ready to know that to drink that thing is not to smart. No I don't think I will try that recipe. ever I mean. I had my picture taken to, didn't look to good in my opinion, Lia laughed at, I don't blame her.

Anonymous said...

you are gross

Sarah said...

Who, me? Am I gross?

Tiny Tim said...

I don't who you are but who are you talking to?

larry said...

who is anoymous? show more pictures of timmy.

Sarah said...

I'm not sure who anonymous is, but I would like to know! We will see about more pictures of Timmy, maybe I'll do John.

Sarah said...

I think they mean I'm gross. I'm the one you posted the recipe and had timmy drink cat milk.

Sarah said...

Ooops

Sarah said...

who posted no you posted

Tiny Tim said...

That last thing you wrote didn't make any sense. sry but i don't get it.

Sarah said...

my brain cells are rapidly diminishing as I study fungus and phylum's such as Deuteromycota, Zygomycota, Ascomycota ect. What I meant was, I think the anonymous person thinks I'm gross because I posted the tarantula recipe and had Timmy drink cat milk. And then I wrote oops, because I said I had Timmy drink cat milk and nobody was supposed to know that. They were supposed to think he drank it by himself. confusing. I'm glad I'm almost done with this module!

Anonymous said...

Hello tiny tim, I am somebody who lives somewhere in a house on a street. And I am saying that somebody you know is gross.

sarah said...

I know who anonymous is!! hahahahaha you guys don't, nananana.

Anonymous said...

hey you peoples, I am anonymous. The one and only person who lives on earth. So if your trying to figure out who I am, keep trying (insert immature moowahahaha here.) And by the way, the person who made this blog is a little insane with their writing. Hmmm, that should give you a hint of who I am.

Tiny Tim said...

I know who you are for the start. sry to ruin our hopes as being anonymous the rest of our life.

Sarah said...

I don't think she will be happy you know.

Tiny Tim said...

hehe to bad.

Sarah said...

She already dislikes you, but do you really mind?

Tiny Tim said...

No I don't mind because the more she dislikes me the better. well beside hating me in the sort way where she punchs me in the face every time I see her.

Sarah said...

Can you imagine Chelsea punching you every time she sees you? I'll have to tell her that, she will laugh so hard.

Tiny Tim said...

I can think of many girls who would just for the fun of it, three being my sisters.

Sarah said...

phew, I'm glad I'm not one of the three! That would be terrible if I punched you all the time.

Tiny Tim said...

One can only take so many bruises. Chris is bad enough. And thank you for not punching me.