Thursday, February 21, 2008

you know your a homeschooler when

Your stacks of books to check out are taller than the librarian.
Your PE comes from chasing little toddlers around.
Your school bus is a 12 passenger van.
Your father has told the check-out lady at Wal-mart, "We're on a field trip."
Your social life is viewed by some to be one rung lower than that of a Benedictine monk.
The signatures on your diploma all end with the same last name.
The word 'homework' sounds like a foreign language.
Your yearbook is also your baby book.
A snow day means that you shovel the driveway after you finish your school work.
Health class consists of eating breakfast.
You have to decide what year you want to graduate.
The teacher can kiss the principal, and no one thinks it's unusual.
You get to school and the teacher asks you if you've done all your chores.
You have a bottle of water in your fridge labeled- do not drink, science experiment.
You have no clue how to use a calculator.

5 comments:

Joseph said...

thats great. and too true.

zorg said...

only i do know how to use a calculator. and it doesn't matter if the bottle is labeled "science experiment" because some little boy is going to east/drink it anyways.

josiah said...

yeah the last one was a bit off. you really don't do algebra 2 without a calculator. but its still funny.

Cathy said...

The 12 passenger van would be nice, if it didn't take so much gas, and if it wasn't too loud for normal conversation.

josiah said...

but they are being phased out because they aren't safe. something about swaying or being top-heavy.